Our journey begins with the level 60 destiny Quest. Head to your main quest giver. He speaks, you listen…world harmony. Its off to Thunder River with you! 

Thunder River (which is also a trail in the Grand Canyon, A Ceramic Tile Mural by Jan Taylor, and a hit single by Jewish Country singing sensation, Epstein.) is off the pontain instance in Aquillonia. Head to the Wagoneer in old Tarantia and he will send you directly to it. When you enter you will see that this entire instance is basically a HUGE river...flowing water...cascading waterfalls …DO NOT ENTER THIS ZONE WITH A FULL BLADDER. After a bio break, mount up and head South / southeast. Go see General Tatius (Played by Patrick Stewart wearing a fake novelty mustache) on one of the islands. He sends you towards a cave. To get there, head back to the zone entrance and go directly east. You should see boars along the road. Follow the boars , killing them as you frolic up the path (helps erase your carbon footprint) and up the hill. At the end of the path you will see a cave to your left.

Enter the cave and start taking out the guards (Who are actually recently unemployed extras from the movie ‘300’) . These guards are obviously not payed well because they drop nothing! Kill everything… lizardmen, animated canine carcasses and ancient ghouls (oh my). You will find Kurbankhol the Cursed and then the Collector (Note, pulling the last 2 dogs also pulls this boss). Get the Tunnel keys and the find Har Shebesh (its at this point I figured Funcom devs ran out of ideas and started using random letter generators for naming the bosses). To find this boss, head back to the zone in, its kind of a hidden passage at the right side of the first chamber immediately after the zone in. When you get close, you cut to movie. Then start pulling all the lichs using range. Pull em all before going for the boss, cause any remaining lichs will jump in when you attack Har . Once dead (him, not you), collect the last piece of the medallion.

Return to your quest giver. Talk to him and he tells you a storey. “Long ago the Atlantean…blah blah blah…Grim Gray God…blah blah blah…Purple people eater...blah blah. Off to the Lactish plains with you! Head back to old Tarantia, zone into Connalls Valley and take the wagoneer to the latish plains immediately (but you knew this aready cause you’ve read my 40-60 leveling guide...and are an avid fan). In Lactish Plans head towards the middle of the zone, enter the green mist and you will be transported to “The field of the Kings” which honestly is just a field of rocks with nary a king to be found. Hit the rock (This big one) and sit back and enjoy the show (Best movie of any MMO to date). Here you meet Thoth-Amon (As played by Lurch from The Adams family). Oh, all done? Ok its off the Old Tarantia (Use your wonderful Recall). Its time to meet aoc gold.

Head to the Nobles District (which you fondly remember) and go across the HUGE bridge to aoc gold Castle. Head in, up the steps and speak with Pallantides. Now hit the door! Enjoy the movie…OMG!!! Its HIM! The one Ive waited 60 levels to finally meet!!...Its aoc gold!!!!....er…Hmm…wait… That's aoc gold?!?!....ok, ok Funcom should have done some work on Conan! I have issues!